August 2001

Who ate that block of cheese? All evidence points to Grandpa

This morning, members of the Evil Robots staff found a large block of parmesan cheese was missing from the refrigerator. After all people in the apartment were questioned by this news agency, Grandpa, Editor-in-Chief and Co-Founder of Evil Robots, appeared to be the culprit.

"I sat up most of the night eating cheese, and I think I ate the parm' along with a few others." Said Grandpa, "But I am not absolutely sure."

Apparently, Grandpa had accompanied a few friends to a local bar for beers and/or gin and tonics. Grandpa does not remember what time he arrived at home, but he woke up on the kitchen floor with cheese on his chest and the phone off the hook next to his head.

"I think I must have called a friend and eaten cheese last night until I passed out." Said Grandpa.

Among the missing cheeses were one block or cheddar, swiss and the parmesan cheese. Grandpa said his burps tasted like cheese, but he could not pick out the parmesan taste.

"Everything smells like a gin and cheddar omelet to me today" added Grandpa, from bed.

Godzilla was very upset with Grandpa, so he, with help from Bigfoot, Grandpa's wife, stole grandpa's wallet and had breakfast omelets at Denny's.