Archive
Press Release: March
20, 1999
New Insults for '99
Fetal Internet Porn Ring Busted
Writers Block Conference Set to Begin
Joke Suffers Horrendous
Mauling
Col Sanders Demoted in Wake of Scandal
Godzilla Sees Blimp, Nobody Cares
Crime Fighting Car Not Y2K Compliant
Juvenile Court Censured for
Immature Decision
Research Indicates Scotch Gets You Drunk
North Dakota Reported
Missing
Local Stoner Declares Paranoid "Greatest
Album Ever"
ERI Press Release: HQ
Expansion Considered
Some Dude Accuses Splode Soda of False Adverting
Evil Robots, Inc. Announces IdiotCon2000
Something Fishy at Gorton Household
Who Want's My Pickle?
I am Being Reverse Stalked
Evil Robots Staff Attacked by Blimps
Evil Robots Commissary Menu
Mediator Needed in ERI HQ Split Bruhaha
Grandpa and Bigfoot Married
Grandpa and Godzilla Part Ways After 30
Month Co-Habitation
Evil Robots Set to Dominate Baltimore/Washington
Corridor
Evil Robots Fall Victim to Massive Brownouts
Atari Day 2001
Godzilla Commemorates Removing Pants
With Song
Governor
Creates Deaf Ear Office
Grandpa
Asks People to Stop Recommending Him Books
Grandpa
Allegedly Eats Entire Block of Cheese
Grandpa's
Sunglasses "Stolen"
Graduate
School is For Suckers, Evil Robots Declares
Nation's
Capital Awash in Pork Propaganda
Evil
Robots: We Wanted to Bomb Afganistan Since Before it Was Cool
Grandpa
Asks Nation to Forget About Missing Parmasean Cheese
Evil
Robots Withholds Joke, Feels Guilty
Evil
Robots Dress as Chandra Levy for Halloween
News
Roundup: Rumors and Society Department
Evil
Robots Declare Pirates to be Cooler than Cowboys
Godzilla
Has Dinner for Breakfast, Breakfast fo Dinner
Grandpa
and Godzilla Fill Bomb-Proof Metro Trash Can with Vomit
Grandpa
and Godzilla Give Gary Condit Whatfor in Local Bar
Stop
Signs: Red Means Throw
Evil
Robots Continues to Mess With Gary Condit
Optimus
Prime Angry at President for Co-Opting "Let's Roll"
Godzilla,
Mr. Joshua Create new TV Show "Bob Costas Flips Out"
Special
Olympics Secretly Interceded in Regular Olympics Ice Skating Scandal
Evil
Robots Editorial Board Goes Bowling With Talking Dog
Washington
Just Isn't the Same Without Gary Condit to Kick Around
Winner
of "Where's Chandra At" Contest Announced
Jabberjaw
Enlisted to Fight Crime in Baltimore and Washington
Evil
Robots Creates Home-Made Lube with Cooking Sprays
Godzilla
Visits Baltimore for Shaved Ice, Gets Drunk, Forces Grandpa to do
Dishes
Godzilla,
Grandpa Scheduled to Publicly Debate Frozen Treats
Flying
Sharks Still Don't Exist, Godzilla Says Thankfully
The
Monkees Sent to San Diego Zoo in PR Mix-Up
"Bill"
from Schoolhouse Rock Found Crushed on Tracks at Conjunction Junction
Monday
Night Football Announcers Replaced by "Golden Girls"
Grandpa
Remains Mysteriously Silent About Lunch, Staff Assumes the Worst
A Made Up Christmas Present for You
New Governor Consolidates 5 Agencies
Grandpa & Godzilla: "How You
Doin'?"
Irony Still Funny
Delaware Stinks
MTV, VH1 Lose License to Show Videos
Grandpa Renames Himself "Dolla
Bill", Goes Insane
Justy Finds Taco, Eats It
Due to Economy, ERI Proposes Cuts
ERI Expands Edible Monetary Policy
Retarded Kids Are Lucky
Evil Robots Announce All Hot Dog Diet
Grandpa & Godzilla Totally Jealous
of Each Other
Masturbation Booths MUST Be Installed
in Public Transit Facilities
NASA Now Prepared to Disclose Where the
Beef Is
An Interview With Senator Gronk
Sen. Gronk Gets Drunk, Tosses Kid in Pool
Baltimore Mayor O'Malley to Travel to
Moon
Evil Robots Calls Virginia Morons
Godzilla Confronts Racist Zebra in South
Carolina
Grandpa Disappointed in New Shredder,
Self
Virginia Responds to Evil
Robots Vicious Attack
Grandpa Gets the Boot! (all lies)
Bush Receives "Queer of the Year"
Award
Troy Aikman Makes Out With Some Dude
in a Bar
Godzilla Reacts Violently to Grandpa's
Violent Flatulence
Republican Operatives Lurking in
McDonald's Parking Lot
Godzilla and Grandpa Eat Hot Dogs Simultaneously
Hundreds of Miles Apart; Nobody Cares
Evil Robots Branching Out, Not
Breaking Up
Evil Robots Celebrates 5th Anniversary
By Opening Time Capsule
Evil Robots Holds First Annual Convention
in DC; Thousands Attend
MD Governor a Boob
Pig Roast 2004: Gronk is Sober!
Pig Roast 2004: Lefty and Schlomo Do
Celebrity Walk-On
Hobo Dan Arrested
Evil Robots Staffer Missing
Evil Robots Staffer Pronounced
Dead
Grandpa Drops Bomb to Save
Thanksgiving
Evil Robots Honors Justy with Mac
& Cheese-Off
Take the Evil Robots Bowling, Take Them
Bowling
