CEO declares, "Once I sawr a Blimp! It was out to get me."

ANNAPOLIS, MD-- Evil Robots CEO and Co-Founder, Godzilla, once again reveal to everyone that he knows about how he "once sawr a blimp". He continued on and on to state that he has seen several blimps on several occasions. "As a matter of fact," he went on to tell a now empty room, "the reason I respect New York so much is that every time I am in Manhattan I see a blimp. A city with a blimp is a powerful city."

Then, as Godzilla continued to ramble on about the many blimps he has seen, including the glow-in-the-dark Blockbuster Blimp, his tone became gravely serious. "Indeed," he began, "once I sawr a blimp, and I was also the victim to a horrible blimp attack." To this the people who had been in the room with Godzilla but were now in the kitchen continuing their own more rational conversation yelled, "Shut up, dammit!"

Godzilla, in his infinite ability to not hear what he doesn't want to, then continued relaying his harrowing tale of trauma. "Yes, when I was 8 years old I was attacked by a blimp! I was outside walking around in my neighborhood- minding my own business mind you- and out of the blue- the blue yonder that is- THE Goodyear Blimp slowly swoops down upon me. It was probably only 100 feet over my head. It was definitely out to get me. My dad said that it was probably just going to a football game- that's when I realized he was in on the blimp's plot to destroy me."