December 2000

Grandpa and Godzilla part ways after 30 month co-habitation

BALTIMORE, MD- On December 1, with very little fan fare from the main stream press, Godzilla, CEO of ERI, and Grandpa, the wise and noble co-founder of ERI, lived at separate addresses for the first time in over 30 months. The two did not comment as they left their previous headquarters and living facilities, but Grandpa was rumored to be burying something in the back yard while Godzilla watched from the front door. 'I don't see anything.' said Godzilla before he belched fire on three reporters and a cameraman. 'Oops.'

While the two associates moved their belongings into cars and giant moving vans, the few members of the press present were decimated by the belching and the fire. Once the move was completed, the two giants of the independent press shook hands and went their merry way.

'Godzilla tried to take my oregano, but I took it back.'

'No, I told you to cram your oregano.'

'Either way, I got it back.'"