Juvenile Court Censured for Immature Decision

CLEVELAND, OH--In an historic 9-0 ruling the U.S. Supreme Court not only overruled a lower court (in this case the Cuyahoga County, OH Juvenile Court) but also censured the court for rendering such an immature decision.

In the case Anderson vs. Cuyahoga County Board of Education, the juvenile court ruled that an hour-long game of "Painful Fart Noises" was "funny". In his decision, Judge Fryar added, "Farts are funny. And it sounds like it hurts."

The Supreme Court ruled that such a ruling was, "an affront to the criminal justice system, " and "just disgusting" as a condition of the censure the juvenile court has been sent to it's room, and told that it should think of others before acting out. "Does the juvenile court think this is funny? Well it's not. If the court acts up again, this court will show the juvenile court something pretty funny. As it is the juvenile court won't be allowed to play with the other juvenile courts. Now it's not so funny, is it?"

When reached for comment a spokesperson for the juvenile court responded with a brief statement and then refused to answer questions. "I don't care! You can't make me!", said the court as it stomped away.