EVIL ROBOTS HQ, UNDISCLOSED LOCATION IN MARYLAND- Today Evil Robots,
Inc. CEO and Co-Founder Godzilla issued a statement that has been
interpeted as a Request For Proposal (RFP) concerning expansion
of the Headquarters facility to meet key storage concerns.
Godzilla'a statement, issued this morning at the thrice drained
Executive Coffee Pot, was as follows:
"I think we need a newer, bigger bunker with a large deep-freeze
freezer down there to stow away all the dead bodies. I can't tell
you how many times I wish I had one of those. Durring the summer
there is often a foul stench emminating from the crawl space under
our bunker entrance portal. I'm not looking forward to the weather
warming up. Of course, I guess I could get rid of the bodies. People
are always saying "why don't you just dump them in the bay,
it's right around the corner. You can just drag them over and dump
them in. Idiot." I say "I know, I know. I'm just a sentimental
fool. I have trouble throwing old things and old memories away.
Plus, you'll never know when you need a dead body... parties..for
using the HOV lanes...to help ease that horrible, destructive lonliness...weddings..you
know."
